KNOXVILLE, Tenn. —
The University of Tennessee is investigating allegations that fraternity members took alcohol enemas, leading one student to be hospitalized, and a national fraternity has suspended its chapter in Knoxville.
The Knoxville News Sentinel (http://bit.ly/Pndf7d) reports the practice came to light Saturday when a student was brought to a local hospital with alcohol poisoning. Police said his blood alcohol was measured at above 0.40, a level that can be fatal.
After questioning the young people who brought him to the emergency room, officers determined that he had consumed the alcohol rectally, Knoxville police said Monday. Authorities said the technique is supposed to enhance the effects of alcohol.
Police said he had received a wine enema at the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter house. Eleven students and a visitor there were cited for underage consumption of alcohol.
Times sure have change since I was in college. Gone are the days of Edward 40 Hands, Star Wars Drinking Games, stupid card games that know one REALLY knows the rules to, and random concoctions of cheap liquor in a new trash can mixed with copious amount sTampico and Kool-aid. Sit back and be nostalgic about those good ol' days because the new trend is here. Enemas. WTF.
Let's ignore the fact that since the dawn of alcohol, people have been drinking it. With their mouths. To produce warm fuzzy, euphoric, slutty effects. Not so anymore. Just spend $3 on a bottle of wine at Trader Joes and shove that straight into the pooper. Celebrating a big Volunteer win? Try some Andre or Cook's champagne. The bubbles are divine. Trust me, members of the opposite sex think this is a really sexy way to get sloppy drunk and take advantage of you.
What really gets me is TWELVE people were cited. Were they all just standing around in a circle giving each other adult colon flushes? What the hell is wrong with college kids these days? Good god, shit like this makes me sound like my mother.
The Knoxville News Sentinel (http://bit.ly/Pndf7d) reports the practice came to light Saturday when a student was brought to a local hospital with alcohol poisoning. Police said his blood alcohol was measured at above 0.40, a level that can be fatal.
After questioning the young people who brought him to the emergency room, officers determined that he had consumed the alcohol rectally, Knoxville police said Monday. Authorities said the technique is supposed to enhance the effects of alcohol.
Police said he had received a wine enema at the Pi Kappa Alpha chapter house. Eleven students and a visitor there were cited for underage consumption of alcohol.
Times sure have change since I was in college. Gone are the days of Edward 40 Hands, Star Wars Drinking Games, stupid card games that know one REALLY knows the rules to, and random concoctions of cheap liquor in a new trash can mixed with copious amount sTampico and Kool-aid. Sit back and be nostalgic about those good ol' days because the new trend is here. Enemas. WTF.
Let's ignore the fact that since the dawn of alcohol, people have been drinking it. With their mouths. To produce warm fuzzy, euphoric, slutty effects. Not so anymore. Just spend $3 on a bottle of wine at Trader Joes and shove that straight into the pooper. Celebrating a big Volunteer win? Try some Andre or Cook's champagne. The bubbles are divine. Trust me, members of the opposite sex think this is a really sexy way to get sloppy drunk and take advantage of you.
What really gets me is TWELVE people were cited. Were they all just standing around in a circle giving each other adult colon flushes? What the hell is wrong with college kids these days? Good god, shit like this makes me sound like my mother.
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